April 21, 2026
The Arch of Absurdity: Why We Need a 16-Ton Weight and a Giant Foot Right Now
The news coming out of the capital this week feels less like a press briefing and more like a lost script from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
For the Discerningly Disillusioned
April 19, 2026
The Insurrection That Never Happened
Hungary’s Democratic Triumph Exposes Trump’s Autocratic Blueprint — and Portends His Party’s Midterm Reckoning
April 18, 2026
Iran talks collapse as president watches New Zealand man knock out Czech man in under four minutes
Trump calls UFC 327 main event ‘a great lesson in what happens when you’re wounded and the other guy doesn’t stop,’ adding he was referring to Iran
April 17, 2026
The Parable of the Caps
In a great hall of marble and power, two groups stood on either side of a long table.
April 16, 2026
The Audition Ends Without Applause
JD Vance flew to Islamabad to end a war he never supported. He flew home without a deal.JD Vance didn’t start this war. He just needs you to watch him end it.
April 14, 2026
"Fossils Against Fossil Fuels: Bill McKibben on Why Seniors Are Climate's Secret Weapon"
A new episode of Specifically for Seniors is online and it's important for our children and grandchildren
April 13, 2026
The Most Conflicted Man in the Room
Private money, public power, and the quiet erosion of diplomatic guardrails
April 12, 2026
America First, or America at All?
What a president cannot define, a launch vehicle already has — in fire, physics, and the quiet courage of people who stake everything on the idea that humanity belongs among the stars.
April 11, 2026
"A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight"
Trump’s Iran Threats, War Crimes, the Geneva Convention, and the Immunity Wall That Shields It All
April 10, 2026
Democrats endorse Alcatraz prison plan, insist funding include a very nice room for someone, ready by Jan. 21, 2029
Representative Nancy Pelosi, in whose scenic district the crumbling island sits, announces her caucus’s enthusiastic support — contingent upon one small addition to the budget.
April 9, 2026
Beam Me Up, FEMA: Gregg Phillips and the Gospel of Involuntary Transport
A top disaster-relief official claims God has beamed him around Georgia like a budget Captain Kirk. The Enterprise crew would have questions.
April 7, 2026
Could a President Be Forced to Resign Today?
Lessons from Richard Nixon—and why only a major election shift could change the equation for Donald Trump
April 6, 2026
The C.D.C. gutted its rabies team. Vampires are furious. The I.R.S. has no comment — because the I.R.S. never does.
The A.O.A.V. represents undead residents in 47 of 50 states and is weighing a mass return to Transylvania — leaving behind a federal agency that was already full of bloodsuckers
April 5, 2026
A Question Republicans Can No Longer Avoid
On Easter morning, the President of the United States threatened to bomb a nation’s power grid and mocked another religion’s God.
April 5, 2026
Unfit for Command
A documented case for why the 25th Amendment must now be taken seriously — from fabricated memories and a press secretary who overrides the president, to a war launched on a “good feeling.”
April 4, 2026
The Rallies Were Ahab. The White House Is the Caine.
What two classic novels reveal about a second term
April 2, 2026
Trump scraps skyscraper library — Mar-a-Lago to be razed for golden pyramid "bigger than anything Egypt ever built"
The Miami tower concept is already out. In its place: a monument for the ages — rising from the ashes of the president's beloved Palm Beach estate on the shores of the Atlantic.